Quote of the day: Take your horse and leave – KK
(This will remain the Quote of the Day until another one replaces it.)
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BCOTW
2020
Voted funniest comment of the year
Emil: Re – Walking Dead “They didn’t have to deal with COVID-19.”
Paul = “They did have a kill from home policy though”
July 14, 2020
Kevin Kowalchuk saw the C/2020 F3 (NEOWISE) Comet and caught a stunning picture!
July 9th, 2020
Emil made a funny
July 4th, 2020
Strong Bad (Aka: Emil) Decided to do some coding on Access Care and broke it. Emil: “Looks like I really f’d up prep” // Needs to take his gloves off next time before typing..
| 11/18/2019 | Emil = “I thought the power was off!” |
| 11/22/2017 | Paul: “Hey Ray, did you get the text message I sent you?” Ray: “No, when did you send it?” Paul: “Yesterday afternoon!” Ray: “I don’t have any text messages from you at that time.” Paul: “Well isn’t your number 2511234?” Ray: “No it’s 7951234!” Paul: “Arrroooowwwrrrooooowwwoahghahghahghgghgh….crap” |
| 10/26/2017 | Paul wins again! – Paul Hamel take this weeks prize yet one more time. The short-cut keys CTRL-Z can have many application. One in particular is to “Undo” the last action done in Outlook. Paul has used this feature many times but for the last two weeks it hasn’t been performing as expected. For some reason whenever he uses the shortcut in Outlook it forwards the highlighted email to HR Support! WTF!! As it turns out, Paul has had a macro running (for the last two weeks) that is triggered by CTRL-Z, the macro commands match the steps you would take to forward an email. Just so happens that the macro also inserts the letters hr in the To: field of the forwarded email which auto fills the address with HR Support. Arrroooowwwrrrooooowwwoahghahghahghgghgh….can you pass the honey please.. |
| 5/19/2017 | Emil is helping his Mom get quotes for roofing and submitted one for them (online) to come down and give an estimate. They called her the next day but said they probably couldn’t make it as they are in Colorado.
They could use honey if they run out of tar… Kevin: Gee. Go easy on Emil – how was he to know? I checked his browser history and have determined that it was an honest mistake. This is their ad: http://We are Denver Colorado Roofers who do not leave the state.com
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| May/2015 | Paul: Kevin I think you should start Googling instead of Bearcubing |
| 2/10/2012 |  |
| 8/18/2010 |  |
| 5/11/2012 | Emil: Before I forget – Paul Hamel gets the coveted Bear Cub of the Week award for forwarding his phone to a non existent number. Imagine how his distraught clients felt when they couldn’t reach him OR leave a message when they called.
Congratulations Paul and thank you! |
| 8/14/2014 | Kevin: I redid the test for Chrome and Firefox…another Bearcub award for me. All is well. |
| 02/06/2012 |  |
| Feb/2008 | Kevin: Hey this DimSum isn’t so bad! |
| Feb/2012 | [Paul] DRAGONS’ DEN will be holding open auditions in WINNIPEG on Saturday, March 10th, 2012
[Kevin] Are you going to submit something?? [Paul] Bearcub Honey [Kevin] I guess the SHC won’t be ready in time. [Emil] Oh that’s awesome! We could go on DD and tell them we need 4.5 billion to finish the SHC. Then we can tell them that once we have a SHC we could travel in time and make tons of money. They can have 5%. Great idea Kev! [Paul] Tell them we’re from the future as proof that we have a working prototype and we need more to make a better one [Emil] I think that’s what you call a “paradox”. [Kevin] Personally, I am proud to represent the future and I for one welcome our Gorilla Overlords. |
| May/2012 | [Emil] Before I forget – Paul Hamel gets the coveted Bear Cub of the Week award for forwarding his phone to a non existent number. Imagine how his distraught clients felt when they couldn’t reach him OR leave a message when they called. |
| 2010 | A time for giving
Once a Poppa Bear did a big “bear cub” at Christmas time. He bought Momma Bear two of the same pair of slippers for Christmas. He bought one pair in October and forgetting to cross it off his piece of birch bark “list” then ended up buying another pair in December. |
| 2009 | Strawberry Rain |
| Jan 2018 | Kevin thinks the shuttle is taking off from his house again |
| March 2018 |  |
Classified KGB secret document
- He speaks French, in Italian
- His hunting and driving skills are unprecedented by all that know him
- His hair is thought to be one of the lost wonders of the world
- His culinary skills are passionate yet playful
- He once shot a hole in one without leaving the golf cart
- He can run a mile in 50’
- He invented many things, most notably Workforce
- He filmed a commercial with a buck in one take, then taught it how to drive
- Even his enemies list him as a best friend
- Christmas isn’t really his birthday
He is; the most interesting man in the world
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From: Kowalchuk, Kevin
Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 22:01
To: Hamel, Paul
Cc: Mohoric, Emil
Subject: RE: Bowchicawawa!!
Wow. She was pretty low on that one…how can we deal with that…???fade away to black and queue the…
Begin Dream Sequence…
Location, the Bridge of the Enterprise.
Enter from stage right, Captain Kirk (Paul Hamel) – with a fist pounding on the arm of his Captain’s chair, Paul snarls into the speaker,
PH – “Bridge to Engineering”
Off Camera, the voice from Engineering belongs to Scotty (Emil Mohoric)
EM – “Aye Sir”
PH – “I need you to fire up the Doomsday Device”
Off Camera, the voice from the Communications Control Area belongs to Uhura. (Pamela Anderson)
PA – “Captain, surely you can’t be serious! Our prime directive is to never use the Doomsday Device”.
PH – “You whore, get me a drink…and don’t call me Shirley.”
EM – “Captain, I respectfully request…”
PH – “Are you QUestioning my DEcision MAKing ability Bear Cub – ARRUG”
EM – “Of course not. I will begin preparations”
PH – “Go to Red Alert”
Claxons wail and the stage turns red. In rushes Mr. Spock (Emil Mohoric too – low budget movie)
EM – “Hey Be-at-ches – what is up with the sirons…I just finally reached Ponn Farr with Mr. Sulu”.
Off camera, Mr. Checkov (Kevin Kowalchuk)
KK – “Keeptaine Kark hes usked oss tu puuut te DUUMSDE Deeeeviks uuun”
EM – You mean???
KK – Yes.
PH – Move SCAR FACE to TacHtiCal
Fade to black.
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